In the Year of World Dysgenics, 2008, the oligarchs in control of the Western civilization devised the ultimate plan to enslave mankind and turn it into a brainless, grey robot race. By subtly manipulating people with television, fast food, sex and Hollywood entertainment, the power would remain in the hands of a few selected who had realized that most of humanity is stupid and therefore can be used for bureaucratic slavery (also known as "jobs") and colonial projects (referred to as "war on terrorism"). Only one man, one unstoppable war machine sent from outer space, would dare to challenge the mass tyranny of the crowd and their political handlers. His name was The Eugenizer.

It was a quiet evening at the McDonald's resturant in Los Angeles, California. Jack Timberlake and his friend Steve Bush were preparing another load of greasy hamburgers for the starving but over-weight American families. Suddenly a strange noise was heard from the back of the kitchen. Smoke was filling the staff room and made it hard to see. And there, tall, Germanic and completely naked, he stood; The Eugenizer!

- Holy macaroni, it's one of those drunk nudists, said Jack and hid under the cupboard.

- Yo pal...don't you get violent on us, we're innocent teenagers. Here, have a Big Mac!, Steve stuttered forward and handed him a hot, greasy burger.

The nude man stared at the burger, identified it as a mish-mash of sugar, fat cheese and chemical substances, then turned to Steve while his eyes started to glow red.

- Fast-Food-Is-Threat-To-Your-Health, the war machine echoed and forced Steve's head down in the deep fryer, together with burning hot fat and French fried potatoes. When his face appeared from the fryer, it looked like he'd collected giant spots for 15 years. Jack was slammed to the wall and dropped dead.

The Eugenizer gathered clothes from one of the dead teenagers and reviewed his mission:

PRIME DIRECTIVE: In order to save humanity from itself, eliminate all human beings less than 120 IQ points and force the rest into mortal combat to eliminate the criminal, perverse, devious and horrible.

Later that night, The Eugenizer found himself at a metrosexual nightclub. Obese morons were happily dancing to a techno-version of "Star-Spangled Banner," while dysfunctional white people were being whipped in black leather custumes by illegally hired Mexicans from across the border. The glimming light of the television portrayed a Republican giving a Democrat a blowjob, to flashing images of prison sodomy from Iraq in the background. As by a stroke of God, the television was shot down from the wall and the Eugenizer appeared.

- Hey baby, you look hot, is that gun for real? I bet you like it rough, huh?!, moaned a grey-looking Russian-African sodomite, holding up two tickets to a U2 concert.

The built-in data system in the terminator alerted him of potential morons nearby: WARNING, WARNING - LOW IQ PROPOSITION MADE. SOLUTION: ELIMINATE TARGET.

- Beethoven-Beats-U2, the war machine echoed and began a violent massacre, painting the walls red with brains that made more sense as surrealist patterns across the room. After the smoke from the machine gun had cleared, a terrified democrat peeked out from behind the bar.

- Can't we vote for not shooting people and stuff, this is getting scary...

He barely had time to finish the last word, before the terminator made modern art from a heap of his flesh and called it a day.

- You-Have-Been-Eugenized!

The State police were now circulating the area with helicopters, holy bibles and US bonds. The terminator walked through the city with rocket launcher and flame thrower, effectively weeding out homeless people, chronically poor, feminists and religious humanists. Now and then an African-American, lit on fire, was seen running down the street and screaming "racist." Religious leaders hid inside their homes and began to calculate the most optimal interest rates for high-income insurances. Nothing could stop the Eugenizer.

- Lay down your weapons slowly and give up, you're surrounded. End the discriminating massacre now or we will have to shoot you and send your son to Iran, a voice from a megaphone said.

But as the police re-organized to catch the terminator, the pilots were given confusing orders from the police officer, who at the time was busy watching Survivor on television and drinking beer, which resulted in the helicopters crashing into each other. In the mean time, the terminator bombed shopping malls and massacred people at cinemas. Piles of bodies now extended to millions, scoring top records that made the Holocaust™ seem like a play in the sand box. The Eugenizer was on a killing spree, freeing mankind from parasites and defectives wherever he went.

On January the 1st, 2029, The Eugenizer was being hailed as the President of Texas. His reforms included an independent State for intelligent cowboys and beautiful country women alike. Most technology had been reduced to the essentials, concrete jungles were being replaced by open parks, televisions were smashed and deer hunting took its place. Standing proud in front of his people, the saviour from far distant galaxies finished his speech by declaring planet Earth free from World Dysgenics:

- No-More-Morons-No-More-Defectives-Long-Live-Texas

Suddenly the applaudes went silent when a young man stood up with a notepad in his hand and asked:

- But sir, your 'eco-friendly' propositions for 2030 means we'll have to cut back on our economical growth. What will happen to our global corporations?

The terminator turned around and faced the man with a stern look, quickly drawing his AK-47 and made pizza salad out of the liberal.

- Death-Is-Certain-Life-Is-Not, the Eugenizer said and left the scene while people applauded the death of stupidity. Life on Earth was saved.