
Martin Regnen comes from a long line of Eastern European peasants but left the family farm and moved to a small town. There he operates heavy machinery full-time and plays music part-time. He enjoys growing his own vegetables, lifting heavy things, and being an asshole. He hates democracy, but admits it beats a peoples' democratic republic.
by Martin Regnen
It's common sense that competitive team sports are one of the best ways to become a better person, even if you're not participating yourself. It's even more beneficial to compete, though. I had been thinking about the specific mechanisms of how something playing on an amateur football team makes you a better person, and I think one of the most important ones is that it forces you to boost your social skills. You've got a team who need to work together to achieve a goal and overcome others in a competition. The team needs to be motivated, but there's no money and not much glory to provide that motivation. That makes leadership a challenge. You can't just yell and people, curse and threaten to fire them the way you could on a construction site or at a warehouse job. You gotta be good.
If you just plain don't like sports, you can get the same benefits in other settings. Any situation where long-term teamwork is necessary and money isn't much of a motivator will suffice. Playing in a bar band is another example - there's some money to be had but not much, and you have to keep the team happy and motivated with other incentives. Even if you're not the leader, you will learn a lot just by observing the ways in which people try to give others incentives to do a good job. If you're really lacking in social skills, you might even have to use your brain and consciously try to analyze these transactions the way someone like Roissy analyzes picking up chicks, but you should still benefit trememdously. Here is an example of a non-financial transaction serving as an incentive: if you do your job well you will be more liked and respected by your bandmates, meaning the pianist will invite you to his parties where there are plenty of women you can hit on.
In one way, playing in a band with crap pay or being a lousy amateur footballer is better for you as a person than being a well-paid pro.
by Martin Regnen
I have decided to give up writing for Corrupt because of "other commitments". Specifically, marketing one of my bands is becoming more time-consuming and taking up just about all my "fart around on the Internet" time. Such marketing is really pretty boring, but attractive young women really like this particular band, so that's not a hard decision, is it?
I can already hear the cheers, but before you get too far in your celebrations - I'm not planning to disappear completely, I'm probably still going to make the odd post every few months or something. It'll probably be about sports, "the arts community" or nerds.
I thought about finishing this post with Trae's track "Asshole", but I'm too much of an optimistic and happy guy to really want to depart on such a note. Sure, I'm an asshole by nature, but a happy one. So, instead, here is something positive and inspiring.
by Martin Regnen
We've written before that good-looking people are better singers and musicians than the rest of you, and now we also have scientific evidence that handsome guys are also superior athletes, even when rating the attractiveness of their faces alone (so, unfortunately for the girls participating in this research, they didn't get to check out their muscular bodies). We already know that guys with certain kinds of face shapes are stronger and more aggressive, but I was still somewhat surprised that this even works in not-so-aggressive sports like tennis.
So, there you go. Equality not just for the weak and stupid, but for the weak, stupid and ugly.
by Martin Regnen
Alex writes that "the real virus with libertarianism is tragedy of the commons". Nah. The real problem with libertarianism is the kind of people it appeals to. C. Van Carter put it best when he wrote that "libertarianism is applied autism", but if you need it spelled out in more detail, here's Kathy Shaidle:
Most libertarians I've met are twitchy overgrown adolescents who are one step up from Trekkers on the appealing personality scale. They are curt, bitchy, brittle and huffy. When you're around a libertarian, it's always Thanksgiving dinner and they're the teenaged cousin with the giant anime collection who's read one book too few and stays coiled in his chair, waiting to blurt out some "shocking" comment he thinks is ahead of its time but is actually two hundred years old, in a boorish, loudmouth Penn Gillette way.
It doesn't matter if libertarians are right about freedom, Austrian economics, and everything else. Neither they nor their ideas will ever have any influence or power anyway. Even people who agree with them will resist joining them, and there's always the sneaking suspicion that unhappy people with below-average social skills are inaccurate in their understanding other people and society... so you can't really trust their advice, can you?
Watch the below rap video on the subject of economics, ideally with the sound off. It's the reason I got to thinking about all this.
The Hayek character has no confidence and no swagger, and he ain't much to look at, either. Girls aren't into him. Maybe the real F.A. Hayek was like that, and the real John Maynard Keynes was a handsome ladies' man, I don't know. But do you really have to make it that painfully obvious in your propaganda video? Especially considering this is rap which has no use for losers, values swagger and allows a lot more blatant self-aggrandizement than other music genres (probably the main reason why I love working in the hip-hop scene - I don't have to be subtle). A lot of money went into this video, and it's done quite well, but that money is pretty much wasted because "we are a bunch of losers with sound arguments" is not a good message to send to anyone except, well, losers.
by Martin Regnen
I currently play in six bands, but the one that's inspired the largest amount of posts is the one that plays droney avant-pop music and consists mostly of middle-class people with humanities degrees - one or two even have doctorates. Sometimes it's like visiting an alien planet. On Monday I was talking to the lead singer about some upcoming gigs and realized we have completely opposite venue preferences - she likes playing in clubs that charge for tickets and have fixed seating facing the stage. That makes the band the center of attention. I'd rather play in clubs that make their money in alcohol sales and have normal tables that make it easier for the audience to talk to their friends and room to dance. That makes the band the centerpiece of a larger social gathering.
That bit about acting as the centerpiece of social gatherings reminded me of something else. I've frequently mentioned that the purpose of the arts is to provide us with pieces of information which might be useful in various life situations. Think of all those songs about how much some guy misses some chick who dumped him - as annoying and despicable as they seem, I'm sure they've helped lots of teenagers going through their first breakup or middle-aged dudes going through their first divorce realize that their feelings are normal. But that's not the only purpose of the arts and I should mention the other major ones. They are the kinds of things most people understand instinctively on some level, but rarely think about consciously.
One important purpose is signaling - like your tastes in cars and clothing, your taste in art says a lot about you which it would take a lot more effort to communicate in more direct ways. It's really fun to annoy other people by implying their tastes are all about signaling - "I'm glad I can listen to music that's actually fun and has interesting lyrics about stuff relevant to real life instead of that boring Wagner to tell people how deep and intelligent you are".
Music also frequently serves another purpose which the other arts rarely do, and that purpose is to lead people. Armies no longer march into battle to music, but we've still got plenty of athletes who like to listen to something to get fired up, gyms blasting aggressive tracks etc. Dance music is another obvious example of music being used to lead - in this case lead a social and mating ritual. Sure, yelling "shake what yo mama gave ya" is pretty useless for the purpose of making you seem intelligent and deep, but it sure does encourage girls to shake what their mama gave them, and that makes the world a slightly better place for everyone.
I may not be very fond of political leaders, but this is one kind of leadership I can get behind. I should ask that singer why she's not into it.
by Martin Regnen
André Gide liked to scandalize enquirers by saying: "Je ne suis pas tapette, monsieur, je suis pédéraste!" ("I am not a fairy, Sir, I am a pederast!") In a similar spirit I am sometimes tempted to assert: "I'm not really a conservative — more of a reactionary." It's not true, though. I wonder if it really can be. It is all very well to speak of standing athwart history crying "Stop!" but history will not stop, and there are some respects in which even the most sincerely conservative of us would not wish it to.
John Derbyshire asks a good question - how can one claim to be a reactionary in today's world? There are good reasons why reaction is tempiting and we might want the world to be like it used to, at least in some ways. One recent GNXP post describes how many of our instincts are poorly adapted to living in a free economy and electing our rulers - an idea I've mentioned before. That doesn't necessarily mean we should live in a world like the one we are adapted to, though - a few days earlier another post on GNXP reminded us of how that world really sucked in a lot of ways compared to what we have today. That makes for some chaos and confusion, but I'd rather deal with that and (to pick an easy example) be able to eat five kilos of meat a week, you know? It sure as hell is worth it.
I do like to call myself a reactionary, though. I like to complain about the American Revolution and the October Revolution in the same breath. That doesn't mean I want to live in the world before the American Revolution, but I think a world in which the rebels lost that one would be a better world. I might not be a "true" reactionary, then, only a political one. As Mencius Moldbug once wrote, "I feel no hesitation in informing you with absolute confidence that the common concept of progress, which perhaps you are operating under, is a lie and a delusion and a snare. At least inasmuch as that term applies to the problem of human government, and not physics, oil painting, or backgammon. There is no reason to think the political designs of 2007 are any better than those of 1907, 1807, or 7."
I like progress. I like the modern world. I just don't like progress in politics, that's all. I don't think there's any contradiction there. After all, many of the most progressive progressives are extremely reactionary when it comes to everything except politics.
by Martin Regnen
Racial differences can be discussed in polite society after all, and even featured on a mainstream TV program! They just have to be painfully obvious to the naked eye and have no really unimportant social consequences. Yup, Samoans sure do tend to be large. It's kinda interesting to see where the line for acceptable public discourse lies.
Have there been any condemnations of this as racism since the program was aired? I'm not aware of any, but maybe our American readers can correct me...
by Martin Regnen
One of the less important side effects of the tragic earthquake in Haiti is that the word "voodoo" is popping up in the press more than usual. Or is it? Nowadays the Western press seems to spell it "voudou" instead. Steve Sailer suspects that it's intended to keep us masses ignorant of inconvenient facts. I disagree, though. When it comes to guessing the motivations of progressives, I would like to add something to Napoleon's famous maxim - never attribute to malice or stupidity that which can be explained by changing fashions.
The reason why journalists and other elite types are starting to use the word "voudou" is to let us know that they read enough newspapers and hang out with enough of the right people to know what the latest trendy spellings are, and also to let us know that they care about other cultures enough to use native spellings instead of Anglicized ones. They used to accomplish this by referring to Peking as "Beijing", but now that everybody does that (except for Chinese restaurants) it no longer sets you apart from the herd, so they need to find some new words to do the job. It's no different than the shifts in fashionable teenage slang, really, and is the exact same reason why they suddenly started referring to health care as "healthcare".
Progressivism really makes much more sense as a method of signaling than as an ideology, doesn't it?
by Martin Regnen
From a band's point of view, it theoretically makes no sense to play your own songs for any reason other than an ego trip or impressing others - there are, after all, plenty of great songs already written. No matter how good you are at writing your own, they're not going to be better than the best of all the songs written by millions of different people in the past. You should play better songs instead of worse ones, right? Division of labor will make the product better, right?
Maybe, but maybe not. As Dennis Dutton wrote and I keep repeating, in music, as in all art, people aren't looking only for great melodies, lyrics, arrangements and performances, but also for a glimpse into your soul. With a cover band you get a glimpse into both the author's and the performer's soul, which is slightly confusing and therefore more difficult to trust. If you want to learn something about other human beings, unfiltered information is the best. So, if you want to learn about human beings from music, then a great performance of a great song can actually be an inferior product to a worse performance of a less interesting song if the latter is performed by its author. It won't be that way every time, of course. Authentic crap is still crap. At the upper end of the scale, Cole Porter didn't have much of a voice and his songs couldn't reach their full potential unless performed by others.
Is this interest in authenticity a new cultural phenomenon? After all one of the big historical trends in music over the past 50+ years has been the increased prominence of people performing their own material. I don't think any kind of shift in culture is necessary to explain that; culture has just been catching up with technology. Hearing Haydn's orchestra perform his composition with Haydn himself on violin was always more desirable than another orchestra playing them, but back then very few people could actually come to the performances, and just getting the orchestra to play in your summer palace was a huge pain in the ass for everyone. We've been gradually working our way towards making it possible for more people to hear a specific individual's performance since. Better roads and transportation, louder instruments and larger concert halls with better acoustics were all big steps in this direction. Later came amplification which was huge - it not only allowed many thousands of people to hear a single performance, it also allowed bands to shrink vastly and their equipmnent to become much sturdier which all made extensive touring far more practical. Recording, broadcasting and distribution technology followed, and now hearing Haydn's orchestra would be a trivial matter. Hell, I can easily hear songs written by middle-class teenagers on the other side of the world.
I don't think we're quite finished with the shift yet, though. Weddings and corporate parties used to require a live band, but now many of those gigs are going to high-end DJs - who are largely playing material performed by its authors. Sure, classical music, a lot of pop and Nashville country still maintain the division of labor, and hip-hop still has a strong division between producers and MCs - though it's sine qua non for MCs to write their own rhymes, so that part of the work is never split. I think the future will feature even fewer professional songwriters, more MCs making their own beats, and fewer cover bands.
Does that mean cover bands will disappear completely? Nah. I think we're just headed towards a different equilibrium where more people than before perform their own songs, but big numbers of symphony orchestras, professional songwriters and cover bands still remain. There will also be plenty of situations where music creates communion with other human souls but focusing on the entire community around us rather than the specific souls of artists - church music, children's music, military marches, national anthems etc. Still, I am something of a dying breed. I could sit around moaning that this means my enemies are taking over, or that people don't really want the best performances of the best songs, but really, the listeners get more out of the songs. When all's said and done, this is a change for the better. At worst I'll just have to get more gigs accompanying female songwriters.
by Martin Regnen
All that stuff about being true to yourself, authentic etc. does contain a grain of truth after all. Sure, I play music "like most people take out the mail, or pour milk on their cereal, or pump gas" and will play just about any style, even music I'm not interested in ever listening to. That means I can play a lot more than people who are picky about only playing styles they like, make more money, meet more interesting people, learn more etc. Who wouldn't want all that?
In one way, though, playing something which accurately reflects your life and personality does have a benefit. The women who are into that music tend to be much better candidates for meaningful long-term relationships. They aren't horribly disappointed when they find out that you aren't really the avant-garde drone pop kind of guy who thinks more listenable music is beneath him.
So if you're like me and usually playing in four-five different bands (six at the moment), it's good to make one of them something that's all about things that are important to you and make up big chunks of your life. It's worth it even if other bands you could play in instead are better in other ways.
I guess what I really need is to find a way to put these two things together...
That could be a tall order... but if I could pull it off I'm sure I'd meet the perfect woman, or even quite a few of them.
by Martin Regnen
Reading John Derbyshire, one can learn a lot. For example, that there is a business called Regan Zambri & Long openly advertising itself as "DC's top personal injury boutique". I have no idea what that means, but I'm just going to assume you call them up when you need a person injured, but don't want something typical like a broken jaw or a smashed kneecap - no, you want them to suffer a fancy, "boutique" injury.
That's just plain scary.
by Martin Regnen
Over at Deadspin, Will Leitch writes that he can't understand Kurt Warner, but is inspired by him anyway. He's writing about Warner the way one might write about a Shakespearean hero, which I think makes a lot of sense.
Warner doesn't confound me, though. I can understand him because except for being really good at a really well-paying job (and yeah, that's pretty important), he's a lot like me. The one thing I can add to this is that you don't have to have especially strong religious beliefs to be that way. I don't, but I'm still never "nervous in an existential way" because I just find those existential questions completely uninteresting.
Yeah, a lot of people say all that makes me shallow or horrible or evil or whatever, but I sure as hell would never trade it for being deep. I know some deep people, and being deep seems like a horrible annoyance. But maybe I'm missing something. Do deep people enjoy being deep?
by Martin Regnen
Being a happy guy who likes the world and likes people, I also like happy music. That's why I dig a lot of Naija stuff which is earnestly happy and optimistic in ways which would just be totally embarrassing in any European or American mainstream music. This stuff is as positive as American gospel music, but you also get songs about hot chicks, spending money and other gospel-unapproved subjects. That's a great combination. I had an unexpected revelation when listening to the below track with its totally cheesy refrain.
I realized that I'm completely unlike Timaya in one way. My mother never told me I had to be strong. Neither did my father, or any relatives, any friends, coaches, teachers, bosses... no one. No one's ever told me I need to be brave or manly, either. That means that either no one ever actually says that stuff in real life, only on TV and in songs, or that I've done a pretty good job at being manly, brave and strong and haven't needed any encouragement.
It's an interesting exercise - to think about phrases you'd expect to have heard but have never heard in your life. You can learn quite a bit about yourself that way. Thinking about this subject some more, I realized that only one person has made any homophobic remarks in my presence during the past ten years. That person is a male-to-female transsexual. But I don't wanna think about what that implies!
by Martin Regnen
Being a racist is hard; sometimes it seems that just about the whole world is dedicated to opposing you, and never shows any mercy. But finally there is some good news! My favorite progressive is getting tired of beating up on you, and is calling for the NFL to get rid of the Rooney rule which, in short, requires NFL teams to interview at least one minority candidate for certain job openings. He doesn't want to replace it with something that will result in more real job interviews for minority candidates instead of the sham interviews common today, but just plain get rid of it altogether. Easterbrook writes: "The rule did its job, and now can be retired."
Maybe this is the start of a trend. Maybe more and more progressives will decide that fighting racism is so twentieth-century and that you really don't even make a good punching bag anymore. You can hope so...
by Martin Regnen
As a side effect of the global warming soap opera, I have learned that the United Kingdom has a National Coordinator for Domestic Extremism. I would have figured that the British government would be against extremism, but I guess they're not only for it, they've even got a guy coordinating the stuff!
If I lived there I'd be worried.
by Martin Regnen
In two seemingly unrelated posts, Sofia wonders if environmental orthodoxy seems to be self-contradictory, while Alex observes that leftist ideology is good for your self-esteem. I think the former flows directly from the latter.
Most ideologies are a way of describing how the world works and how it should be run. They provide their followers the opportunity to gain power and prominence when they succeed in ruling some part of the world. If your faction loses the civil war or the election, though, you pretty much get nothing out of being a member. Progressivism is unique in that its positions are not a worldview but a set of signals. By taking progressive positions on various issues, you let others and yourself know that you're smart, compassionate, classy and so on. Just about any progressive position is much easier to explain in terms of signaling than in terms of philosophy or politics. For example, the support for mass immigration makes you seem compassionate towards peasants from poorer countries and smart and skilled enough that they won't compete for your job. Sure, your own underclass will pay for your compassion, but that's OK - you can then signal compassion for them by supporting education. That might seem contradictory or ineffective, and that might be true if we thought of this as policy goals. When understood as signaling, though, these positions are coherent and effective.
That's why progressivism is so popular and victorious - it helps its followers gain status even when it doesn't achieve crap or makes the world a worse place. Of course it's not quite that simple. Sooner or later even the peasants figure out that caring about Brazilian rainforests is nice - anyone under the age of 30 probably learned about that in school, plus we have big TVs with all those nature channels. Caring about it does you little good when everyone else cares, too, so status-seeking progressives must constantly find new issues to support. Again, this is where mass immigration is the perfect progressive issue - because your own peasants suffer most of the negative consequences, it'll take them a longer time to get around to supporting it compared to some foreign rainforests that won't affect their lives much.
The upside of this constant forward movement is that unlike status-signaling fashion in clothes and cars, progressivism is not a cycle. That's good - otherwise progressives would impose prohibition on us every 20 years...
That's basically why progressivism succeeds, why it must keep progressing, and why it's ultimately not self-contradictory. But isn't this post full of hypocrisy? I mean, given the understanding that progressive views are good for one's status, why am I so reactionary? It's certainly not integrity, honesty or principle.
by Martin Regnen
Racists are often insulted and denigrated in public. No one wants to admit that they like or support racists, so they are rarely praised. However, we have some good news for you! After Chievo Verona supporters chanted racist slogans at a recent match, Mario Balotelli applauded them as he was leaving the pitch. Although the Italian FA has fined him for this show of support, this is still something for racists to feel happy about. I hope some white supremacist organization raises the money so Mario doesn't have to pay the fine out of his own pocket. He is still young, after all, and even though he is no stranger to controversy we all hope he doesn't become discouraged by this.
by Martin Regnen
We know how financial bubbles work, and I've been thinking... can there be such a thing as a prestige bubble? Here is the scenario: some group of people gains status beyond what they are actually worth, expectations grow unrealistic, more and more social and political capital is invested in these status-boosting games, and then the whole thing collapses as everyone laughs at the naked emperors. It's basically a bubble in investments denominated in the fuzzy currency of social status. I could argue that investment bankers have gone through such a bubble in recent years.
I know some people have suggested that there is a financial bubble growing right now in the field of education. Even the Chronicle of Higher Education has published an article which pretty much says that the educational sector with the most influence on social policy - graduate school in the humanities - is not just a bubble but an outright pyramid scheme. I suspect that there might be an even more important prestige bubble happening to the prestige of an Ivy League degree. Here are a few quotes from posts Arnold Kling has made this week:
I think that people can legitimately complain that the educated class that dominated Wall Street and Washington first made the mortgage mess and then railroaded through a bailout in which a transfer of wealth from main street to Wall Street was marketed as a benefit to main street. The educated class is losing the respect of the rest of America for reasons that are well deserved.
Harvard types believe that they are smarter than markets. And, at this moment in history, the Harvard narrative is that the financial crisis was caused because of blind faith in markets regulating themselves. According to this narrative, the election was a mandate to Harvard to deal with huge market failures in finance, health care, aggregate demand (hence the stimulus), and climate/energy. Based on this narrative, Harvard is absolutely committed to expert control over the economy
That certainly sounds like the status of "Harvard types" - people educated at the best American universities - is inflated, and being furiously inflated further. These are the people who, in practice, rule the world. What if the bubble pops and their status quickly sinks to the level of, say, computer programmers before bottoming out? I'd say "sinks to the level of fry cooks", but that would just be wishful thinking on my part...
by Martin Regnen
I don't generally bother dispensing training advice because to be honest just about anything works for me, as long as I'm eating enough and put some weight on the bar. Losing fat is especially easy - to be honest, all it takes is being less disciplined about stuffing myself with food.
Still, I know that a lot of people have gotten a bit fatter over the holidays and now want to get back to where they were a few weeks ago. Although this workout was described by coach Dan John as a soul-cleansing, character-building challenge and not as fat loss training, I've done it a few times and found out that it's also an exceptional way to get leaner quickly, then go back to regular training. (Yeah, that means it won't do you any good if you don't regularly train. You'll probably just get seriously hurt.)
I once entered a friendly "100 reps" competition. The rules were simple: 100 singles with an exercise. Not 10 sets of 10, mind you, 100 singles.
The first time I tried it, I did squat snatches with 165 pounds. That was insane. I lost about six pounds the next few days after the attempt. I think most of it was skin off my hands.
Another time, I power cleaned 205 for 100. Another, I clean and jerked 185 pounds. I also front squatted 255 for 100 singles. Unrack, squat, rack, rinse and repeat.
I tried this a couple of times when I knew I wouldn't be able to lift for a few days anyway. I found out that doing it works great for getting lean quickly. Just pick a lift that you can do well that many times and that uses as much of your muscle mass as possible. I've done it a few times with front squats off a pair of sawhorses. A weight that I could do for about eight reps seems about right and getting to 100 takes about two hours. Then take the next few days off, eat normally and get plenty of sleep, then go back to normal training. You'll end up a few kilos lighter. In six months you might feel like doing this again.
Looking forward to your horrible injury reports in the comments.
by Martin Regnen
I greatly prefer reading about sports to reading about music, but I dig Stuff You Will Hate. In a recent post, Sergeant D mentions in passing that some of the bands he used to like years ago didn't use microphones to amplify vocals because that would be "elitist". Some of the commenters confirm this, and also add that some of these bands would also refuse to play on raised stages. But what they did was roll around on the ground crying.
These comical trends never caught on widely, but people still remember them years later. That bit with the microphones is a particularly goofy kind of fake humility. Audiences want you to be better than them anyway, but they do want to identify with you on some level. If you want to be closer to them, a microphone is very helpful in getting there. Bing Crosby was probably the first person to really figure this out and use amplification effectively to reduce some of the gap between the performer and the audience. After all, amplifying your voice allows you to use the same voice tone and dynamics that you would if you were in a small room with the listener - the equipment will project your voice and make you heard.
Opera singers don't use microphones. Of course there's a tremendous upside to having such physically powerful voices that they can be heard in the back row without amplification over an orchestra, and they are the core of opera, but it's silly to suggest that opera singers are closer to the audience or less elite than a microphone-user. Stuff like this is why I'm such a big proponent of learning from the best of the past even if you find it completely boring - this bit of idiocy could have been avoided if these kids had understood opera and Bing Crosby a little better. Bing Crosby is relevant to screamo bands.
by Martin Regnen
A lot has been written about Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab the Underwear Bomber. People tend to write a lot about you when you try to blow up an airliner these days. One thing I haven't read, though, is liberatarians saying how happy they are. Not with the bombing attempt, of course, but with the way it failed. I mean, sure, centrally planned government security failed to stop it, but the unplanned free market provided a solution which seems to have cost a lot less and work a lot better than the government's attempts.
Isn't this powerful evidence that individuals free to make their own decisions unrestrained by central planning do everything better than government?
by Martin Regnen
If you thought I hate smart people (which isn't really true; I just don't want to be ruled by smart, educated people who have class), read this post by Sonic Charmer. He (?) does a good job of defining who these Smart People are, and why being ruled by them sucks.
I don't have much to add, though another of the posts about Smart People reminded me of an old saying: "A gentleman never talks about money - a gentleman simply has it". I'm not a gentleman and don't ever plan to be, but I think the world would be a hell of a lot better if polite society applied that rule not to money but to brains.
HT: Ilkka Kokkarinen
by Martin Regnen
I ran across a research paper which found that while the average guy would like to have a lot more muscle, the average woman prefers men with only slightly above-average muscle mass.
Now, I could try to poke holes in this - say that university students' preferences are weird and they should go ask some farmgirls at a disco, or that you should always trust what women actually want and never what they say they want, but let's take this finding at face value. Assume everything in this study is true, and also assume that your only goal in life is to attract more desirable women. If you're a muscular guy, should you lose a bunch of muscle for the sake of the ladies?
Naaaah. I can think of two good reasons why you should keep growing more meat on your bones. One is that women like socially dominant men. For most of us being bigger and stronger than other guys helps achieve that. They'll take you over the better-looking guy who thinks you're more man than him.
Two is that this study is talking about "the average woman", and there are plenty of non-average women as well. Now, I know that when told women don't like something he does, damn near every guy tries to hide behind "well, most women don't, but the ones who are really worth it love it". That's bullshit, of course. No matter who you are, plenty of women who are really worth it hate you and hate what you do. You should be man enough to admit it to yourself. However, there are also plenty of women who prefer meaty dudes, and they sure seem to be more plentiful than the meaty dudes they crave. In other words, the distribution of women's tastes is wider than the distribution of guys' meatiness, and us bigger guys don't have as much competition. Average guys are plentiful - it's a meat market and you want to be in short supply!
I do suspect that there is a grain of truth to this study, though. Whether it captures women's preferences accurately or not, men do care about how big and strong they are a lot more than women do.
by Martin Regnen
Back when I was living in the American Southwest, I knew a man who went into politics. He ran for the local school board, won the election, and gave up in disgust after one term. What turned him off was the decision-making process - he said the most important factor in all the decisions was not making sure the kids got a good education or that the teachers were happy, but that the schools would avoid lawsuits.
This struck me as strange for two reasons. One, he was a university professor, so he should have had some clue about how educational institutions are run. Two, school districts don't really need to fear lawsuits, do they? I mean, it's not like the local schools can be actually driven out of business by a lawsuit. The law requires them to exist and educate, so even the most hideously expensive lawsuit's costs will just get passed on to taxpayers one way or another. That's not the disaster it would be for a privately owned business that would have to pay with its own money. Besides, many lawsuits aren't aimed at wringing out money but at forcing schools to change some policy or another. However annoying that might be, it can't be much less annoying than preemptively changing the policy in advance of a potential lawsuit.
I finally was able to make sense of this after thinking about the theory that the main value of education is not learning but signaling that you were smart enough to get into a good school and hard-working enough to finish it.
Lawsuits don't really threaten schools' existence or ability to educate, but they do look embarrassing on the news. If the purpose of your school is to give its students the ability to say that they went to a good school, a string of lawsuits just will not do. Remember that this is America, where government-run schools don't have the status that religious or private ones do - only homeschooling, GED or dropping out are worse for your status than a public school education.
The school board was doing the logical thing in a world which values going to a good school more than it values what you learned there. Looking at the politics of education more broadly, we also see why progressives love education so much. After all, if education is mostly about signaling how smart, hard-working and classy you are, and progressivisim is all about signaling about how smart, good and classy you are, they are a natural match. No wonder educational institutions end up filled with and run by progressives.
Too bad I can't ask the former school board member what he thinks of this hypothesis - he died years ago.
by Martin Regnen
I hope celebrating the birth of Christ, or the secular holiday where "Santa Clausewitz brought them toy machine guns, tanks, and remote-controlled fighter planes", or just the few days off from work has helped all of you become wiser, better people in some way. Myself, I have learned two things on Christmas Eve. One, that John Derbyshire's dog poop test of class really works, and two, that my family is definitely not middle class.
by Martin Regnen
The slab of meat I roasted on Christmas day turned out very well, so I'm sharing the recipe. It was inspired by all the dried fruit showing up at the farmers' markets in December.
Take about 1,5 kg of pork loin (with bone) and rub it with salt and cayenne pepper. Coarsely chop a couple dozen almonds and spread them on top, then pile on a half dozen figs cut in half, eight pitted dates, a dozen pitted prunes, and a handful of cranberries. Heat up an oven to 150 degrees C, and when it's almost hot heat up some olive oil in a small pan. When the oven and the oil are both hot, stick the meat in the oven and dump the oil on top of it. When it's been roasting for about two and a half hours, sweep all the fruit (but not all the nuts) off into the sauce and crank up the temperature to about 180 degrees. If you've got room in your oven, add a small pan with some potatoes cut into quarters and rubbed with oilve oil, salt, paprika, cayenne pepper, rosemary and crushed allspice.
After another half hour or so, both the meat and potatoes should be ready and tender. Cut the meat into thick slices, fish the fruit out of the sauce, and pile some of it on top of each slice.
As an aside, it's amazing how in the two decades since the collapse of socialism in my part of Europe, dates have gone from being a hideously expensive rarity that you might see once every few years to something commonly available year round and costing no more than our own domestic prunes.
by Martin Regnen
With Christmas finally here, many of us are going to spend a lot of time talking to many relatives we haven't seen in a while. Then on New Year's Eve we're going to spend a lot of time hitting on everybody else's girlfriends at the party, or whatever it is you do. That's a lot of conversations with people with whom you may have little in common. Here is one way of finding common ground in a difficult subject.
Guys generally have a hard time explaining guy hobbies to women. No matter whether you're doing the explaining or being poorly explained to, it helps to generalize the subject and describe it as guys competing for status. For example, here's how I managed to explain fantasy football to a couple of women.
I start off with the idea that guys like to argue about sports and try to prove who knows the most about sports. Those arguments are difficult to actually settle, though, so there is rarely a clear winner and loser. Fantasy football gives us a way to actually quantify the "Rooney or Drogba" argument and find a winner there, plus it also requires some knowledge of obscure players who are cheap. It basically lets guys prove who actually knows more about sports, and winning your mini-league makes you more respected and important in your circle of friends.
Women will generally roll their eyes and think "wow, guys sure are stupid", but they'll understand what it's about. They'll also think you must be very smart and perceptive if you can explain guy stuff in a way that they get. Sure, it's a vast simplification (you don't want to explain that being good at math is just as important as understanding the players' skills) and a lot of guy stuff is not only about competition, but even fishing and hunting contain a large element of showing other guys you're better than them. Some other things guys do are, of course, about showing women you're better than other guys, but women don't generally need that explained to them.
Of course "guy stuff" doesn't include male-dominated nerd activities, whether it's reenacting medieval combat or watching science fiction movies. That's nerd stuff, not guy stuff, and there is no good explanation for it.
by Martin Regnen
As an aside in a movie review, Ricky Raw mentioned that he doesn't care for men's rights advocates:
I’ve been trying to preach to guys out there about how to be stronger, better men and there seems to be a lot of readers who instead take my writings as license to blame women for everything under the sun and whine and wallow in self-pity. It sickens me. I talk about the damage radical feminism has done to male identity as a means to an end, and that end is to grow into better men. But many guys out there miss the point and want to remain exactly the same and instead make whining about radical feminism and emasculation the end game. They worship the scars they received from rejection, emasculation, heartbreak, divorce court and don’t make any effort to heal and grow stronger. I especially find this among people who find my blog from reading Men’s Rights blogs and as a result make the mistake of thinking I’m a fellow Men’s Rights Advocate (I’m not. In fact my attitude toward the Men’s Rights crowd is pretty similar to Roosh’s).
That got me thinking... I don't much care for that stuff either, though my reasons are different.
Sure, a lot of anti-feminism comes down to wanting to favor loser guys at the expense of normal guys, and that I will never understand. I can understand, though, why some guys complain about having to pay massive child support, getting screwed in divorce court etc. That stuff causes a ton of harm. Still, I could never bring myself to argue that those child support and divorce laws should be changed. The reason is I understand what they're for and who they're aimed at.
Child support isn't needed to keep children from starving; children in this country haven't starved due to poverty in decades. It's needed to keep guys like me from having a dozen children with a dozen different women. Punitively expensive divorce is there to keep guys like me from divorcing a woman when her attractiveness declines faster than mine, and replacing her with a younger equivalent. Sure, I could complain that I want to have lots of children with lots of different women, and trade wives for a younger model every five years, but I have to admit that the fact that I can't afford either makes society more stable and makes the world a better place.
I guess in the old days we had social sanctions against these kinds of behaviors, but that isn't going to work anymore, and we need something else in place. Having the government make my desires very expensive seems to be the solution we've arrived at. Of course this is unfair and a lot of relatively innocent guys get hammered by these laws. Their lives are ruined as collateral damage. There probably is a better way of accomplishing the same thing, though I wouldn't count on the old social sanctions making a comeback - the old equilibrium can never be stable in an era of condoms, vacuum cleaners and washing machines. So, I don't have any ideas and for the time being I'm willing to put up with the current laws as better than any other option.
by Martin Regnen
A lot of people like to say that art isn't/shouldn't be/can't be "just a product". Although I tend to think of art in very cynical, functional terms, I actually agree with them to some degree. If you buy into Denis Dutton's ideas about the purpose of the arts being to provide people with glimpses into the souls of other people, art is an unusual and slightly fuzzy product. In addition to the physical medium (or reproduction), the product that is art also contains a little glimpse into the mind and personality of its maker. It's not "selling your soul" in the way Faust did, but it is renting out access to some part of it. In this way art works the same way prostitution does. (I wouldn't suggest they're morally equivalent, though. Most prostitutes are much nicer and more useful people than most artists nowadays!)
This is why protesting that "I'm only in it for the money", "I'm only doing what the people buy", "it's not my band, I just work here", "I don't have a soul" and so on will never really work. Even if you believe it, the public never will. They will always assume that you are giving them a window into yourself. Conversely, that doesn't mean that talking about revealing the depths of your soul makes you any better than anybody else - all art does that anyway. Explicit soul-baring doesn't make you any more artistically valid and if you overdo it you just end up being annoying.
by Martin Regnen
What the fuck? Why is there a heart-shaped basketball on the bottle cap? I do not understand! The label is less nonsensical but generic and like everything from Browar Witnica pretty crappy, as if they entrusted the graphic design to someone's 14-year-old cousin who knew how to pirate Photoshop.
In this shitty packaging is a nice Eastern European lager. At 6.5% ABV and 13.1% extract by weight it's as strong as an average Bock. The pidgin English on the back label calls it a "light natural beer" but it's light only in color. Imagine a Bock without the amber color and caramel element in the flavor and there you are. It's really quite tasty and does a good job of hiding the alcohol. I've tried a few stronger beers from this brewery a few months ago and this is better than any of them.
I'm not sure if there's a proper name for this style yet, but I've seen a few beers like this from Eastern European breweries - above 6% ABV, light in color, often unpasteurized, strongly hopped, and a little on the expensive side. The best one of those I tried was called Horse Power, and if my memory doesn't deceive me it was Czech. I should review it if I ever come across it again...