by Martin Regnen
The World Cup final featured this distillation of anti-racism into its essence:
As you can see here, anti-racism has nothing to do with non-whites. It's a method of self-aggrandizement whose purpose is to demonstrate to other white people you're more important and better than them, and a convenient way to excuse your being useless and annoying because it's "for a good cause". This pitch invader is to anti-racism as the North Korean government is to open-minded progressive ideology - the purest example of it we have in the world today.
Not that I have anything against shameless self-aggrandizement, of course. I just prefer to do it the old-fashioned way.