The collected group of values we uphold in the West today are called progressivism. As should be obvious, progressivism is a progressive ideology, which means it's super-optimistic and believes humanity is constantly heading towards a better future. What that future is, however, no one really knows. What we do know is that such a world is full of all the things progressives consider good: democracy, pluralism, equality and freedom.

To determine whether you qualify as a progressive or a backwards thinking bigot, here's a Corrupt-certified test that will give you straight answers. Each (a) gives you +1 point, (b) gives you 0 points, and (c) gives you -1 point. Sum up the points to get your score and compare it with the spectrum at the end of the test. Be honest.

1.You identify yourself politically as...

(a) Liberal

(b) Conservative

(c) Independent / Radical

For men: 2. A new girlfriend you've been seeing for a few months moves into your apartment. It turns out she can barely boil pasta or take care of children. On top of it all, she decided to join a feminist movement. You react by...

(a) Ordering home Mexican food almost every night, promising her you don't like kids either, and explaining how you've been fighting for gender equality all your life.

(b) Taking care of the cooking, suggesting she spends more time with children to learn how they behave, and letting her know you need to reach some kind of compromise along the way when you live together.

(c) Letting her know she better cook that damned food or else starve, preparing the bedroom for hot and possibly violent reproduction activity that same night, and guaranteeing that if she doesn't like traditional house work, her ass will be out of the door before she can count to ten.

For women: 2. A new boyfriend you've been seeing for a few months invites you to move into his apartment. You accept, but soon find out that all he does on his spare time is to read nerdy literature, play computer games, and pay attention to his looks. You react by...

(a) Drifting away from the relationship, focusing on your personal career, and thinking out a way to make some money out of him before you leave him stranded alone, and aim to become the new business manager at your company.

(b) Suggesting he finds himself some more meaningful interests, takes him to the gym, and insists he repairs the car before Sunday. He is pretty nerdy, but you also love him very much, so you want what's best for him and your relationship.

(c) Starting to read the same magazines and playing the same computer games to make him happy and feel important. You suggest all other women are missing out on great men, and decide to become a housewife ASAP. Your duty is to be there for your man, no matter what, period.

3. Whenever you find yourself in a debate about God, spirituality and religion, you explain that...

(a) You don't believe in God(s), but are tolerant of all world religions as long as they don't violate the founding principles of liberal democracy, equality and freedom.

(b) You believe in God(s) or think there's a deeper, maybe spiritual meaning to life, and consider the world religions a way to uphold traditional moral principles among people in society.

(c) You devote your entire life to a religious belief and are ready to rape and pillage any civilization or society alien to your beliefs.

4. Power structures separating people in society are...

(a) Evil remnants of an aristocratic past that should be abolished and replaced with world equality immediately.

(b) Probably necessary, but should undergo reforms to become more fair and equal.

(c) The last pieces of a once great Western civilization that should be upheld and defended at all costs.

5. The term "nationalism" reminds you of...

(a) The Fascist and Nazi regimes in Europe during WWII, when evil dictators segregated races and launched wars against democratic freedom in the West.

(b) Some nasty protectionism during WWII, but in its more lighter forms (patriotism) a sound idea that says we should fight for our country and defend our culture.

(c) Your secret revolutionary plan of driving out all immigrants from the West, resurrect dictatorship, and breeding a new master race that eventually will control the entire planet.

6. If having to choose between living in a free but chaotic society, and totalitarian but organized society, you would choose...

(a) Living in a free society, of course--if chaos looms, it just needs more democracy and freedom to work.

(b) A compromise between both, preferably preserving democratic freedom but establishing regulations when needed to secure a safe, organized society.

(c) Without doubt, living in a Fascist State, preferably where lots of peasants are regularly oppressed so they learn the lesson that the public are morons, and freedom is just a modern fairy tale.

7. America, under a new Administration, decides anno 2017 to infiltrate and overthrow the regime in Iran in order to secure Israeli national security, fight back Muslim radicalism that now has spread in the region, and take control of the gas to deliver it directly to Europe. You react by...

(a) Immediately organizing a protest in your local community against American imperialism and intolerance, claiming the new President is a Fascist seeking to control the Middle East with violence and Western propaganda.

(b) Calmly waiting out the media frenzy, suggesting there should have been a better way of tactically allying with Iran than once again overthrowing a Muslim regime to make America even more unpopular in the Middle Eastern region.

(c) Cheering the infiltration as a successful attempt to spread the democratic and capitalist virus among Muslim terrorists, and writing to the President to suggest America takes over all oil and farm production while there's still power and money to be had.

8. While shopping food at the local supermarket, you discover two different sorts of apples: one sort that is locally and organically farmed, and another sort that is imported from Spain and industrially farmed. You hardly notice any difference between the two sorts, each one looks tasty, but the organic sort is almost twice as expensive as the sort from Spain. You pick...

(a) Without hesitation the organic sort, because you are a morally aware consumer that believes in organic products and locally produced food. The greener, the better, you argue, and stack up a whole kilo of organic apples.

(b) A few organic apples and a dozen imported apples--you're skeptical of most trends, including greenism, and want to know what you're getting for your money before you decide to buy all-organic fruit at home.

(c) Up a few organic apples, smash them to the shelf, then call for the store-keeper and ask him if you can get a 50 % discount on bad fruit. He declines, so you pick a kilo of imported apples from Spain and leave a flyer behind about the climate change fraud on your way to the check-out--only idiots buy into populism, you mockingly say before you leave the store.

9. A gay man is fired from his job as an instructor at your local gym after reports of customers feeling "sexually harassed and uncomfortable" with him around when they're working out. You react to the news by...

(a) Crying out for justice, immediately printing up gay rights propaganda and handing it out to people at the gym, informing them of the intolerance, bigotry and hate still present in the 21st Century.

(b) Shrugging, secretly thankful that the gay left the gym, since you felt like he was coming on to you as well when you were working out.

(c) Signing up for a year of membership at the gym, figuring you might as well support such a sensible boss and lose some weight at the same time. If gays had natural rights, God would have let Adam have anal sex with Eve instead of reproducing, so what's the big deal?

10. Someone at school/work who is known to be a vulgar person, tells a really funny but intolerant joke about blacks. You secretly want to burst out laughing, but know it would be highly improper to do so when a black person clearly was listening the whole time and could take great offence. Your reaction is to...

(a) Hold back the laughter, change to a stern facial expression, and explain to the person that it's terribly intolerant to pull such racist jokes. You also walk up to the black person sitting close by to apologize as a white person and promise not all people in the West are like this.

(b) Not laugh, but smirk with some satisfaction: sure, it was an improper joke, but it was also damned funny, so the person pulling it deserves some credit. Joking about black people now and then is hardly racism anyway, you think.

(c) Almost fall of the chair laughing, then, after having controlled yourself, top it all by pulling a joke about the Holocaust, suggesting the black person in the corner joins in on the fun.

11. Your friend's family is over for dinner and his kids are running around in your house, to your dismay. Suddenly, when your friend and his wife are not around, their youngest 10-year-old son accidentally breaks a very expensive wedding gift. You can't believe your eyes, but the boy responds by giving you his finger. You react to the situation by...

(a) Trying to constrain your emotions, picking up the parts on the floor, then walking over to your friend and explaining to him what has happened. You claim it was a very important wedding gift, but assure him it's quite okay, and that he doesn't need to pay for it--children are children after all, even if his boy is a little wild.

(b) Walking up to the boy, looking him straight in the eyes, and shaking him around softly but sternly, explaining that he just broke a very expensive and important gift. After having told the boy off for what he did, you walk over to your friend and his wife, and describe to them what happened. You're angry, but you say they don't have to pay for the gift, although they seriously need to teach their children some manners, or else they won't be allowed to bring their children with them next time.

(c) Closing the doors, opening up a small wardrobe, and locking the boy up inside. You then walk over to where all people sit, tell your wife to clean up the mess, and describe to your friend and his wife what has happened. You sternly inform the parents that the boy is not going to be let out in an hour or two, when he's thought about what he did. If they disagree, they're free to leave, preferably with money on the table.

12. You're dating a very attractive and interesting man/woman, but on the fourth date he/she reveals the awful secret of his/her past: he/she was a drug addict, had several kids with random partners, and was involved in heavy crime for many years. He/she claims to come out sensible, clean from drugs and all changed today. You listen carefully, then reply...

(a) That you feel sorry for what has happened to him/her, but that you believe in the good in each person and describe how you're stunned by the change and power you see in him/her. In short, this story makes you admire and like this person even more, and wish you could go through similar hardship with the same strength.

(b) That you're surprised about the past of your date, feeling rather shocked and speechless, silently reasoning to yourself that this person probably isn't very stable, and may not suit you, after all. You decide to continue the date and change the subject to something lighter, but later that night, alone, try to figure out if you want to continue seeing this person at all in the future.

(c) That the food was delicious, but he/she probably isn't on par with the genetic standard you're looking for when breeding healthy, sound kids. Therefore, you say while enjoying the wine, you suggest the date continues so that you at least can finish eating. After listening to your date dearly promising he/she really has changed, you refer to a handful of studies made in the field of biological determinism, and rounds up the evening by summarizing the importance of eugenics.

13. Your 18-year-old white daughter comes home one evening after a night out, making out outside the door with an Arab man that looks like he's too old to even study at university. When she walks inside, closing the door, you decide to meet her in the living room and try to steer the debate towards what man she's seeing. Eventually you are forced to admit you saw your daughter making out with him outside the door. Your words are...

(a) Lightly worried, promising your daughter you are happy she's found an interesting man she likes, and that Arabs can be very nice people. You end the discussion by assuring you're her friend and that she is allowed to meet people she likes, as long as she feels secure and happy.

(b) Stern, asking your daughter what she was doing making out with a much older man, Arab at that, and if she had been drinking. You press her on details about the night out, but don't immediately disallow her from seeing the man again, although you make it clear you're skeptical of her judgement and that she’d better think twice before dating much older men that possibly have other cultural upbringings than her own.

(c) Furious, lashing out at your daughter for sleeping around with old men who're trying to get her pregnant and later leave her with the offspring. You tell her your words are out of love, but that you're not going to tolerate that man ever walking inside your house, knowing he could potentially be a Muslim terrorist infiltrating your sacred home. Your verdict is no more dating for a month, and a week spent entirely at home, focusing on school work and national history.

14. The local culture center in your community is running out of private funding and the owner is now planning to increase the number of visitors by appealing to a broader audience with tasteless but popular, populist exhibits. As a politically active member of the community, you respond by...

(a) Celebrating the decision, explaining that the whole point of a culture center is to give people what they want in the first place, and that new money will soon be pouring into the center.

(b) Thanking the owner for acting so quickly on an important issue, but also warning him not to dumb local culture down to morally tasteless art, which will weaken public morality and only lead to the support of more dumb art in the future.

(c) Claiming the center has been overthrown by the dumb democratic majority to further the decline of excellent art in the Western civilization. You ponder over whether you should set the whole place on fire or start blasting Beethoven's symphonies outside the center on weekends in pure protest.

15. A new government study suggests women's salaries are still lagging behind men's at big investment companies in America. You happen to be the owner of one of those companies. The press puts severe public pressure on you. You give the following story to the journalists...

(a) You are and have always been an ardent supporter of raised women's salaries, and while your company is founded upon principles of equal work and equal pay between people of different gender, race and class, you believe there might still be some gaps left to solve.

(b) You use a white lie and suggest the study has been reviewed by your press associates and found to be seriously flawed. You assert men and women should receive the same salaries based upon equal work, adding that if some employee, man or woman, feels discriminated at your otherwise very fair and just company, they can take their case to the court, because you're clean anyway.

(c) You laugh at the journalists and mock the study as another cry from losers who don't know how to succeed in the business. You also add that if women are so tough and masculine, they better do some really good investment, or else they will never even make enough cash to file a law suit against you.

16. World news report China invading and imperializing large parts of Africa to build up a new slave labour class and extract valuable natural resources in the region. The news spark a big debate in Western media. As a politician sitting in the American Congress, you respond by...

(a) Lamenting the return of slavery, pointing to China as possibly the greatest evil nation in history since Nazi Germany and Soviet Russia, and suggesting the UN impose economic sanctions on China immediately, regardless of the economic consequences for Western economies.

(b) Angrily declaring the uprising of a new Communist enemy in the east, calling for moral courage, a tough foreign policy to place American troops in Northern Africa and slowly drive the Chinese out of the region by means of infiltration and military force.

(c) Shrugging, claiming China is simply doing what America did a few centuries ago to finance its empire. If America is so damned touchy about China taking control of Africa, you argue, let's send a few nukes over and see how they respond. If that doesn't work, maybe we can at least can get a fair share of some of the profits down there, if it's going to continue anyway.

17. While talking to one of your closest neighbours, you learn that a man down the street probably is growing marijuana in his basement. You, a parent, react by...

(a) Immediately calling the police, tipping them off on a possible suspect down the street who might be growing illegal drugs, maybe even selling it to minors.

(b) Asking other neighbours if they know anything about the man down the street and what he's growing down in his basement. Afraid it might only be a rumour, and if it's true, not that big of a deal as said, you stay cool, but tell your kids not to buy anything from that man.

(c) Shrugging, replying to your neighbour that you're growing some dope yourself in the backyard for health reasons and enjoyment. Drugs are not evil, you explain, they're recreation in a boring society where everyone's so uptight they could use a smoke now and then.

18. The world economy plunges into deep depression after having loomed in a recession for years. Bankers call for more stimulus packages and industries demand credit, fast. You sit in a high government position and are worried over how to react to the situation. Finally you decide to...

(a) Offer a new trillion-dollar stimulus package to all the big investment companies and housing firms, but hesitate to offer credit to the industries. If we just boost the big investment firms and get the consumption back on track, we may be able to leave this horrible economic cycle, you explain to the press.

(b) Reject the stimulus packages, refusing to support the same people who brought us into this mess in the first place, but at the same time lend out more credit to industries. You promise more jobs and an improved economy as soon as we begin producing and consuming things again, instead of just investing in useless paper assets.

(c) Call it all a bluff, suggesting it's all a world economic conspiracy orchestrated by powerful capitalists who want to create a world currency based upon a new world order. Your decision is to let the banks fall and spend trillions of dollars on building raw infrastructure, coupled with government propaganda about secret societies trying to control people through money and globalization.

19. During a UN summit, leaders come to the conclusion, based upon recent scientific research made in the field, that greenhouse emissions are much higher than first thought. According to the report, the climate is rapidly becoming warmer, wiping out entire species, and the heat alone has the potential to kill millions of people in Southern Europe within the coming 15 years. When discussing the subject among your friends, you claim...

(a) Climate change could be the single most important issue facing mankind today, and cite Al Gore from his latest documentary on the topic. You express your deep commitment to the green cause and explain how to save energy by buying low-energy light bulbs and recycling most of the packaging that comes with products.

(b) Climate change is very worrying, but that man may be a smaller factor than we first thought, pointing out some critical webpage you read online saying climate change may be natural. You still feel we should cut down on our carbon emissions and especially pressing China for still using dirty coal energy.

(c) If people think climate change is worrying, wait until they learn that there are 6.7 billion of us on the planet consuming all of its resources like a virus. Greenism, you smirk, is a joke, and we need outright worldwide fascism to bring down the number of people on the planet. If we can overthrow the Chinese while doing so, you argue, better yet.

20. One of the greatest black heroes in American history is...

(a) Martin Luther King

(b) Malcolm X

(c) Louis Farrakhan

You scored...

20-15 points: Are you serious? You are progressive to the point where it becomes ridiculous. Your dogmatic support of democratic, humanist and liberal values renders you almost into a satire of the entire progressive cause, possibly making it easier for political enemies to work against progressive goals. On the other hand, you are destined to fit in with almost any social group in the West, except the suburbs where you're likely to get beaten, raped, killed, or all three at once.

14-9 points: You are progressive alright, probably too progressive for your own good. You've definitely watched a lot of television and possibly grown up in a dominantly liberal-leftist environment. While you're making an effort not to become too dogmatic, you're simply too emotionally and socially motivated to promote democratic rights, freedom and globalization, that anyone who disagrees with you in a debate will soon be unveiled as an evil, intolerant bigot representing an evil, intolerant world of hate and inequality. How do you sleep at night?

8-0 points: Interesting. While you've had your share of progressive indoctrination, you seem to have taken a different path. You would never call yourself a radical, but you're not really sure if you agree with all of the democratic and humanist principles that are supposed to be universal law. You've decided to do some thinking on your own, and your conclusions are not always in line with progressivism. You're not intolerant or a bigot, but you may be accused of being a secret hater in the future, so watch out for trouble.

-1 - (-9): You're clearly an independent, very anti-progressive, and too radical for most people. There's little chance of you supporting many of the progressive ideals, but you're still too soft to be an explicit extremist. In other words, there's hope for you to live a normal life in a progressive society, but you're likely to get into uncomfortable arguments. Let's hope, for your sake, that you know what you're doing.

-10 - (-14): If anyone wants to fit in with society, they better not keep you as a friend for long. Your anti-progressive and backwards sounding ideas would make a Conservative flinch. You're a convinced independent, most likely an extremist of some sort, and would not pass the progressive test for a life time. It's unclear what your goals are, but if they are as steadfast as your ideas, you will offend a great number of people with some really nasty consequences.

-15 - (-20) points: Congratulations - you are the bitter enemy of all progressives out there, and if they could, they'd put you behind bars for the rest of your life. Your intolerance, bigotry, radicalism and slightly insane viewpoints suggest total feudalism, depopulation, crowd oppression and a series of world wars. The planet will be consumed by flames and nuclear rockets before your political career is over, if you ever even get to the stage where you're allowed to walk out in the public.