by Alex Birch
Everyone loves to hate him. Corrupt's Martin Regnen is a pain in the ass for most people reading him, yet few can deny he provides the kind of pain that makes you reassess what we usually take for granted in life. Martin has a curious way of turning long-established norms up-side-down and prove the opposite actually makes most sense. This, along with the charmy character of an intelligent brute, makes Martin a special voice in the blogosphere. I caught up with him recently to clear some ground on what he and his writing is all about.
Is a people ruled by a political elite necessarily an unhappy people?
Definitely not necessarily. I remember a few years ago Nigeria came out on top in some international happiness survey, and it sure as hell wasn't because their rulers did such a great job of running the country.
What's the greatest historical turning-point for Eastern Europe during the 20th Century?
The October Revolution. It ended up making life on half the continent a lot worse than it would otherwise have been for most of the century.
If democracy is not a lasting form of government, what better system could replace it?
In practice when democracy gets replaced it's usually by military rule, isn't it? I'm not sure if that's really better, but I think absolute monarchy would be a big improvement. I'd like to see it tried somewhere bigger than Liechtenstein, anyway.
Is there such a thing as innate musical ability?
Sure, some people gain certain skills with a lot less effort than others. That includes not only the kind of things you'd think of - the ability to recognize pitch intervals, or the ability to move your fingers quickly - but also less obvious stuff like joints which just naturally fall into efficient positions for playing your instruments, for example so you don't have to consciously practice keeping your wrist straight, for example.
In what way does or does not the arts compete on a market similar to that of an economic market?
It is an economic market. A part of the product is invisible and difficult to measure, and part of the payment for the product is not money, but that's not unusual. Hell, the restaurant business is the same way - you don't just pay for the food but also for atmosphere, and great chefs are rewarded not just in money but also in respect.
Which are your three favorite musical artists, and why?
Kevin Fowler. I lived in Texas for a while so I'm into a lot of Texas country. Fowler's not as good as, say, Guy Clark or Ray Wylie Hubbard, but I like him better anyway because I can identify with just about all his lyrics.
BrokeNCYDE. Music doesn't get any more fun than these guys, plus they attract amazingly intense hate. That appeals to the attention whore in me.
Cole Porter. He wrote the best songs of the XX century, and quite possibly the best popular songs ever.
William Faulkner once said that ”an artist is a creature driven by demons. He doesn't know why they choose him and he's usually too busy to wonder why.” What did he mean by that?
That his life sucked, and he thought he wouldn't be much of a writer if his life didn't suck. I think he was wrong about that second part.
What drives you to aggressively assert a culture for normal people?
I play music which means I meet quite a few artsy people who like to pretend they are superior to anyone less dysfunctional than themselves. I can work with them but refuse to put up with their bitterness or their fantasies.
You've probably pissed off more nerds than any other blogger. How come?
Losers of all kinds should instead work on the weaknesses which hold them back and keep them from making good use of whatever strengths they have. Nerds just happen to be a conveniently available example because this is the Internet and it's full of them. Back when I first started writing for Corrupt, a lot of metalheads used to read the site, so I'd annoy them instead of nerds.
If you would explain what your blog is about to someone who's just begun reading it, what would you say?
Aggressively asserting a culture for normal people!
Martin, what are the websites of your 5 bands?
Bands that play bars, clubs and travel abroad have websites, myspace pages, uploaded tracks AND a list of band members, so can we see some credible links from you?
S-S-S-S-Stupid Martin!
It's not like I like your articles or.. or... or anything!
And don't EVEN get any ideas about me appreciating your biting and incisive commentary on pretentious twats or... or... or your common sense!
So don't think it! It's not true! Okay? GEEZ!
Seriously though, keep up the good work Marty McFly!
Sometimes I wonder
Sometimes I wonder if Martin is a reformed nerd/loser/non-asshole type. He knows far too much about the "asshole vs. loser" social dynamic and pushes too many buttons. He's not the antithesis to any 'nerdy' Corruptian, he just provides a different perspective to make things more nicely rounded than they are at sites like Anus, which I would argue are somewhat more insular in character.
Haha, good call!
I was always an asshole, but I figured out how to go from being a socially awkward short-tempered jerk to a confident short-tempered jerk with massive swagger. Reformed loser, yeah, I'll admit to that. Reformed nerd, though, nah. I got good grades in school without much effort but got into plenty of fights and was good at sports.
Martin is still a (former) nerd
"I got good grades in school without much effort but got into plenty of fights and was good at sports."
You were still a nerd man, nerds are not a homogeneous group, the fact that you got good grades without much effort proves you are a nerd.
There are nerds in the world that nobody at corrupt would recognize as nerds, it's a spectrum from being really intelligent, attractive, socially liked, sporty, into intellectual stuff to awkward, unattractive, intelligent, semi socially liked (within specific circles) and a few sports or not sports at all.
Absolute Monarchy
Some of my friends think absolute monarchy/dictatorship would be great. But that is also a sort of Leftist thinking because since the government here absolutely fails at everything, they think a benevolent dictator would do a better job of nannying them through their lives. Just an observation from a recent comment by someone.
A proper...
monarchy could be great because it can consolidate power in one place and result in everyone down having a defined goal and purpose. This would be preferable to the current bureaucratic rule which disperses power and responsibility in an a kind of labyrinth where generations are easily lost.
Things I dont take for granted thanks to Martin...
Intelligence, good looks, wisdom and being White & ethnically pure. He writes about eating, lifting heavy things and music, plus his ideas on social organization are echoed by other toxic blue-collar middle aged proles in any donut shop, so calling him an 'intelligent brute' shows ignorance of manliness & intelligence and possibly a subconcsious father-figure man-crush. I hope the Banal One writes often so that he serves his rightful role as an intellectual punching-bag, an owned bitch.
I don't...
know. You give toxic blue-collar middle aged proles in a donut shop too much credit. My parents are intelligent and probably just a little older than he is and they are no where near being able to post on a blog. Rethink your hateful positions.
Just because...
Just because I'm good at sports, have a sense of rhythm and don't have a flat ass doesn't mean I'm not white!
Good...
guy. The opposite of Sofia in every way. Long live the common man and many sufferings to the stuffy academic that gets a jolly out of not making sense.
You should be...
... "More like us (the normal people) because normal people are superior"
Riiiight.
I'll never get tired of THAT
I'll never get tired of THAT asshole!
Keep up the good work!