Brett Stevens reviews green teas and British candy this week:

Trying to live a healthy, moral, realistic life in a time when most people are oriented toward distraction is a beast. The rest of them care more about what makes them look cool to others, and how they can band together to conspire to face the fewest challenges in life possible, and you're without hope looking for something as simple as a beverage you can believe in. Never fear: we've found the answer, at least for green teas.

CORRUPT Reviews Green Teas

None of us like modern society, yet we have to live in it. Part of that means finding candy for your kids, because although I too dislike beet-derived refined sugar, they're going to get exposed to it, so you want an option at home that's not chock full of chemicals to shrink their testicles and give them cancer or pre-AIDS. Ideally, from the somewhat paranoid perspective of a protective parent, you would be able to give them sugared zucchini, but let's be realistic about what kids will accept.

Tavener's Sour Lemon Drops