Washington, DC - North Korea was met with heavy criticism from the international community today, after firing another missile from its coast line. In a Whitehouse press conference US President Barack Obama said he had "almost had it up to here" and went on to express further disappointment with the launch:

"What North Korea did today was to completely disregard international agreements and launch yet another missile, provoking its neighbouring countries. I want Mr. Kim Jong to know that I, the President of the United States of America and Holy Bringer of Change, am personally very disappointed at his actions and would wish that he kindly stops defying the voice of the United Nations."

Obama's speech given at the White House in Washington was met with a large round of applause, signifying a new stern message had been sent to North Korea. Political analysts described the message as "mighty," "powerful," "ebony" and "muscular," hoping the North Korean leadership will now change its defiant path. But to the surprise of all leaders gathering at the UN HQ yesterday in a crisis meeting, Kim Jong had forwarded the following written message back to Washington:

"Dear Mr. Obama, I thank you for your kind words. I have considered your words carefully, and have finally decided to launch another missile, this time expected to land somewhere in Alaska. I hope you have implemented environmental protection in the region, because this missile is supposed to create one hell of a mess when it blows. Please don't tell Mr. Bush. I hope everything is well with you and your family. Love, Kim Jong II, leader of the mighty Democratic People's Republic of Korea."