by Martin Regnen
Many angry whites like to complain that society does not allow them to express their pride in and admiration for European tradition. That's completely false, though. Praise of "European tradition" is very much socially acceptable, and can even be used in advertising slogans, provided you follow two simple rules: it relates to methods of making food, and the food tastes worse than what you could get at McDonald's.
That's all. As long as you're talking about food which isn't appealing enough to become either popular or expensive, you're allowed to talk about European tradtion as if it were a good thing. See artisanal breads and pastries, for example, though it helps if the bread isn't too white - so don't try to push your luck too much.
Related: it's also socially acceptable to prefer whiteness in pigeons.