Yelling antisemitic epithets in public is generally not socially acceptable, but thanks to some quick-thinking minds at one of the best American universities, we now have a way of getting away with it.

While playing his match, Franklin Cohen was told he had small genitals and asked if he liked bagels, a phrase his mother viewed as a reference to the family's Jewish surname.

. . . Giudicelli said Susan Cohen confronted his group about the bagel phrase immediately after her son's match and was told it referred to Franklin Cohen having a zero or "bagel" on the scoreboard at a certain juncture in play.

And the best part is: she totally bought that explanation!

HT: Deadspin