In our continuing quest to bring some good news to society's most downtrodden group, we have unearthed evidence that white nationalists aren't merely a bunch of low-intelligence losers. No, there are some high-intelligence losers among your ranks as well, specifically computer geeks. They even feel powerful enough to take on the NFL - quite a mighty target to select, though as my favorite leftist has been saying of late there is no universal law that the NFL must remain popular. Perhaps you racist nerds can destroy it if you only believe in yourselves and never give up.

The numbers of your racist allies are rapidly growing. Remember late last year when some commentators declared America to have "defeated racism" on the basis that less than 50% of white Americans voted for a presidential candidate who is 50% white? Well, we have good news on that front as well - far from being defeated, racism is now found seemingly everywhere. It just takes a little more creativity to unearth than it did in the past.

"Surrounded by middle-aged white guys — a sepia snapshot of the days when such pols ran Washington like their own men's club — Joe Wilson yelled 'You lie!' at a president who didn't," declared Maureen Dowd in her Saturday New York Times column. "But, fair or not, what I heard was an unspoken word in the air: You lie, boy! "

Of course, it's fair. If inserting a racial epithet into a quote is wrong, I don't wanna know what's right. It is, moreover, common knowledge that middle-aged white men are bigots. If there's a problem with Dowd's premise, it's that Wilson likely lacks the intellect to string together more than two words per sentence. He is from South Carolina, after all.