by Martin Regnen
Driving across three countries means a lot of time to kill, and on a recent trip one of my bands had nothing better to do than discuss the all-important question of whether I'm really an evil, mean and horrible person or whether I just act like that but am really nice on the inside.
This went on for a while, with the lead singer claiming that she's really bitchy and meaner than me and the drummer and pianist complaining that I'm always saying nasty things to them, until the flute player chimed in:
"You're attractively evil - only evil when it's the sort of evil women are attracted to."
Correct! And damn proud of it, too!