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The Career Man

Submitted by Staff on Thu, 03/13/2008 - 21:14.

A new article on the topic of career chasing has been published on the corporate-critical ihatejobs.com:

A suited man flops down on the couch, his tie coming away from his neck, his shirt tail loosened from the waist of his trousers, his hair clung to his forehead by a layer of sweat. A child of nine or ten runs up to him and begs him to come outside and look at his den in the woods at the bottom of the garden, but the man tells him no but maybe tomorrow.

The screen goes dark and relights with a similarly suited man sat down on the couch, displaying similar symptoms. A woman (presumably his wife) enters the room and asks him if he'd maybe like to take her to the new restaurant in town, it is, after all, she explains, their anniversary. The man mumbles something about being tired and the screen fades to black, followed by a voice over. The words spoken by the voice appear in bold, white text on the screen.

Is this you or someone you know? Are you or someone you know always tired, apathetic, moody and withdrawn? Has your loved one undergone a personality transplant? Are you confused as to a solution? It may well be that your loved one is suffering from the new disease plaguing our society, Careeritus. Every year thousands of men and women suffer needlessly from this disease caused by job abuse. Call 1-800 I-HATE-JOBS and say NO to jobs TODAY!

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