by Alfred Wells
British Prime Ministers go on holiday and complain about the weather.
RUSSIAN PRIME MINISTER VLADIMIR PUTIN GOES ON HOLIDAY AND....

DECLARES FISHING VICTORY!

BRUSHES WATER!

ATTACKS WOOD!

LOOKS MANLY!

PLACES HAND ON TABLE!

BECOMES PIRATE!

THREATENS LOCAL!

ERECTS PENIS!

HORSES!

TREATS ANIMALS WITH PROPER RESPECT!