It was an all-out frankfurter frenzy this week at a popular Jewish restaurant in Brooklyn, as a certain hot dog caused a near-riot.

The long-time patron says the chaos broke out when he and a rabbi noticed the frankfurters on the grill were non-Kosher, in a restaurant that's supposed to be dishing out the Kosher variety.

The restaurant's owner says that, in addition to throwing out equipment, utensils were cleansed with a flame to purge any pieces of the non-Kosher food.

What do do when a frankfurter causes a riot? I say: let the riot ensue.

Let's face it, if you're chowing down on hot dogs, is this really kosher behavior? Isn't this a bit like buying light bulbs labeled "green" but which contain more mercury than regular bulbs?

Cleansing this restaurant of non-kosher food can only be a good thing, and people who are so passionate about non-kosher food may best be served - pun intended - with hot dogs made of...people who are certified 100% kosher!