Yawn

[prime]

RDX.

[Patrick Pearse]

Why are you here? You mean on this board? In this world?

"This ain't no party, this ain't no disco
This ain't no fooling around
No time for dancing or lovey-dovey
I ain't got time for that now"

[Patrick Pearse]

I really hope not, but it's increasingly possible.

[Patrick Pearse]

I read that he is about to release a new EP entitled "Aarskog". Has anyone else heard this rumor?

[Patrick Pearse]

"Give you money? Why bother?
'Cause you know I'm looking nothing like your father
Girl, I can't be played or ganked
Ganked means getting took for your bank
Or your gold or your money or something
Nine times outta ten, she's giving up nothing
They get mad when I put it in perspective
But let's see if my knowledge is effective
To the brothas man they robbing you blind"

[Patrick Pearse]

Who is Ballet? He sounds fucking crazy

[Patrick Pearse]

We should really start thinking about creating safe spaces for dinosaurs.

[David Byrne]

Shoulders and knees
Elbows and waist
How can you be in two places at once?
You twist yourself all out of shape

[antichrist]

Were you sitting on a two-foot double-headed dildo when you typed this?

[antichrist]

Are the Irish melanin-Americans?

[prime]

She was a dark skinned Indian with very aryan, almost Anglo features.

https://www.literotica.com/s/karmas-revenge-1

[prime]

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[prime]

The Martian zombie slut ray is real:

The anonymous man, who is from the UK, shared on Reddit that whilst his wife had phoned him on tears during her girls trip to confess she'd had sex with a man 10 years her junior the night before.

Despite her remorse and immediately coming clean, he revealed he is 'not even considering forgiving her'.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13126709/Wife-cheated-younger-man-forgive-guilty.html

And the deception is profound:

There are two sides to me, and they're  diametrically opposed: one is a devoted wife and mother who loves her family very much; the other, a sexually voracious woman who is addicted to the thrill of sleeping with someone new.

Andrew and I have been married for 20 years. I've been unfaithful to him eight times during the past 14 of them. As far as I'm aware, my husband doesn't know about any of these other men.

But even if our marriage was distant and sexless, it still wouldn't be his fault that I stray. It's a choice I make despite knowing that if he or Abigail, 18, were ever to find out, it would break their hearts. I feel guilty, but not enough to stop.

I sleep with other men purely for the frisson of excitement it injects into an otherwise ordinary, and perfectly tolerable, life.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13239841/I-love-husband-Im-addicted-having-sex-strangers-Shes-devoted-wife-mother-utterly-unrepentant-having-eight-affairs-20-year-marriage.html

[antichrist]

Is this some kind of asylum or mental health ward?