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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2023 5:48 pm
by prozak
Here is my formula for a successful start to the day:

1. Drink fifteen ounces of lukewarm or room temperature water as soon as you wake
2. After you shower, defecate, and do whatever else you need to for waking up, drink a full cup of coffee.
3. Pour yourself a shotglass of whisky or vodka. Down the hatch.
4. Get a quality dark Burley and mix it at ten percent with the weed in your bong. Snap hits until you forget to keep going.