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Although every dipshit on Tinder (and probably Grindr) lists hiking as an activity, this is actually something worth doing that repels hipsters. It involves moving quickly over terrain. To keep the daytrippers out, make sure you go at least five miles and spend the night with nothing but a blanket and a K-bar knife. These are also handy for gutting, dressing, and roasting hipsters if you cannot get the stupid fuckers to leave the trail.
You shall give praise... to Satan